whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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