is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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