mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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