love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Randomize
