He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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