just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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