super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Randomize
