are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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