she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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