told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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