yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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