She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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