Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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