Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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