Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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