when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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