she was so not down for the gang bang
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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