Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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