rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
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