so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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