Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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