I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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