she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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