3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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