.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do vagina's smell?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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