We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize