Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
i think my cat just said my name.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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