If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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