I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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