Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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