I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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