This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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