This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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