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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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