You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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