Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Never underestimate the power of titties
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