I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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