exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
