It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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