the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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