remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I wear drunk well.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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