Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Non-Jews are for practice
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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