69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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