And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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