so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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