I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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