it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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