they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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