No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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