i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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