She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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