dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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