A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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