I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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